Your Perfect Outfight Ain't So Perfect Anymore

Description

Women. They spend hours and hours getting ready, with their bath gels and their depilatory creams and whatnot, then they spend hours trying to find that “perfect outfit” (that doesn't make their ass look too fat) and THEN they have to carefully apply tons of makeup from thousand of those little different-colored, oddly shaped bottles using brushes and q-tips and whatever the hell they do with all that stuff. And for what? So they can go out with all their unbelievably hot friends, jump in a mud pit and wrestle each other's messy panties off, or else stand on the sidelines and become screaming she-beasts! MmMmmm......messy panties...